Whirling Derfish

Greetings—or should that be “how’s it hanging?”—it’s your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, back for another spin ‘Round the Twist that puts the “oo” in doozy. We’ve joked so much about shirtless teen boys that the series has upped the ante with actual child penis. But fear not, it’s no ordinary penis! This one’s ginger, but it also spins after an accidental fish swallowing gifting its Bronsony host with powers most astounding. Are aquarium staff specifically trained to not look at child penises? How does a foreskin affect drag? Has watching this made us accessories to something? All this and questions from the spun meat we call fans.