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Were you born in the early 80s or early 90s? Does the sight of a freckled ginger child remind you of the paranormal? Does the mere mention of a lighthouse get a song stuck in your head? If so, you may have been exposed to dangerous levels of the children’s television program “Round the Twist”. Join Accredited Australians Amber Costello and Gabriel Morton on a quest to rewatch the whole series and finally answer if they have, in fact, ever felt like this.
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Thursday Mar 13, 2025
The Big Rock
Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Thursday Mar 13, 2025
The Big Rock
Harvest your boat batteries, you Norwegian Stepchildren, it’s your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, here to guide you through season three of Round the Twist’s finale, “The Big Rock”. And what a finally it is, with several serialized points, several irrelevant developments, and Tony marrying Fay again all fighting for the tiny amount of space allowed by publicly funded Australian children’s television. What might be Thor’s daughter shows up for her hypno-molestation book only to find Snapper has used all the love leaving only poetic curses, including fleas and vanishing adults. Can children survive in a world without proper supervision? Will the other children eat Bronson once they’re sick of ice cream? Did Snapper at least get to keep the car? All this and letters from the clearly unattended minors we call fans.

Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
If the Walls Could Talk
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025

Monday Dec 30, 2024
The Ice-Cream Man Cometh
Monday Dec 30, 2024
Monday Dec 30, 2024

Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Tears of Innocence
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024

Thursday Oct 17, 2024
Toy Love
Thursday Oct 17, 2024
Thursday Oct 17, 2024

Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
Brainless
Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
Brighten up your grey matter, you drooling lobotomies, for it is your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, here with another brain-wrinkling episode of Round the Twist. And what a lobe-loosener “Brainless” is, with Professor Anthony and Undergraduate Bronson’s primary school science experiment going horribly awry, leaving Pete and Linda’s brains on a solo adventure while their bodies remain under the remote control of whoever hold the remote. Can brains only jump when they’re horny? How many brain puns are there? Just what hypothesis was this experiment set up to test? All this and letters from the borderline cases we call fans.

Thursday Aug 22, 2024
Mali-Boo
Thursday Aug 22, 2024
Thursday Aug 22, 2024

Monday Jul 08, 2024
The Niranderthal Beast
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Through acts of uncharacteristic competence, it is we, your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, unfrozen and wandering around your sleek, dazzling future. And what a future it is! One where we can witness episodes like “The Niranderthal Beast”, a harrowing tale of rampaging hordes, helpful Italians, and horny Matrons. Bronson has borrowed and broken the family heirloom razor, causing him to grow a mighty ginger beard. But it is not for tiny boychildren to be so endowed! And his appearance is believed to be that of a local cryptid. Will Bronson be doomed to resemble an enormous garden gnome his whole life? Is Matron’s face a turn-on? What does dandruff taste like? All this and letters from the lower homos we call fans.

Wednesday May 29, 2024
Truth Hits Everybody
Wednesday May 29, 2024
Wednesday May 29, 2024